me: some late night, I want you to take a pic of me sitting on the windowsill in the English building
friend: okay lol
me:this one (sends photo)
friend: HOW
me: I have a plan. Don’t you worry about it. I have to have it
friend: does this plan involve a harness?
me: No but we will have to steak out and make sure no one sees especially DPS. I don’t want to get in trouble or have anyone getting ideas
friend: Jesus
me: lol you love it
friend:if we get caught i’m gonna say I was talking you out of suicide
We are secretly ninjas.