I make sandwiches at a grill on campus part-time, right? So during my shift today, I felt like everyone who was ordering would say, “Just lettuce” when I asked them if there was anything else they wanted. For some reason, I kept thinking “Just lettuce? Is lettuce not good enough for you? Why do you feel judged by what should and shouldn’t be on your sub? It is YOUR sub; if you only want lettuce then lettuce is good enough for YOU! The correct answer to my question is ‘Lettuce, please.’ But no, for some strange reason you feel like it’s JUST lettuce”. Moral of the story: Lettuce is a vegetable too! And it will do fine on your sub all by itself, so don’t you underestimate it!
So, yeah, that is what happened.
Overly dramatic you say?
I THINK NOT!
Just respect the lettuce please.
Love more, enjoy more,
-Hanns
p.s. I’m trying to reduce the number exclamation points I use, can you tell? Grammatically speaking, one “!” should be emphasis enough, technicalities, schmechnicalities.